3.4.14

Voilà une idée qu'elle est bonne

"Moi ministre délégué au Numérique, j’exigerai que chacun de mes collègues qui propose qu’une autorité puisse couper l’accès à Internet à quelqu’un pour une raison ou un autre, j’exigerai que ce collègue soit privé d’Internet pendant une semaine."

Ici

1.4.14

“I’m very proud of not having a Ph.D. I think the Ph.D. system is an abomination. (...) People waste years of their lives"

You became a professor at Cornell without ever having received a Ph.D. You seem almost proud of that fact.

Oh, yes. I’m very proud of not having a Ph.D. I think the Ph.D. system is an abomination. It was invented as a system for educating German professors in the 19th century, and it works well under those conditions. It’s good for a very small number of people who are going to spend their lives being professors. But it has become now a kind of union card that you have to have in order to have a job, whether it’s being a professor or other things, and it’s quite inappropriate for that. It forces people to waste years and years of their lives sort of pretending to do research for which they’re not at all well-suited. In the end, they have this piece of paper which says they’re qualified, but it really doesn’t mean anything. The Ph.D. takes far too long and discourages women from becoming scientists, which I consider a great tragedy. So I have opposed it all my life without any success at all.

How is it that you were able to escape that requirement?

I was lucky because I got educated in World War II and everything was screwed up so that I could get through without a Ph.D. and finish up as a professor. Now that’s quite impossible. So, I’m very proud that I don’t have a Ph.D. and I raised six children and none of them has a Ph.D., so that’s my contribution.

(...)

Freeman Dyson, sobre o qual podem saber mais aqui (via o ainda muito espetacular Arts and Letters daily)

Corrente da sorte: se assinar e enviar esta petição a 10 pessoas nos próximos 30 minutos, pode ser que um dia venhamos a ter mais sorte

Petição “Preparar a reestruturação da dívida para crescer sustentadamente”

9.3.14

For the record: planos de férias a longo prazo aos cinco anos de idade

Ir à Austrália.
Se não der para ir à Austrália, ir ao Japão.
Se não der para ir ao Japão, então ir à Roménia.
Se não der para ir à Roménia, pode ser ir ao Minho ou à Serra da Estrela.

13.2.14

Não percebo uma palavra do que está aqui escrito mas, dizem-me, quer dizer que estamos cada vez mais tramados (Inquérito: maioria dos alemães votaria a favor de uma limitação dos imigrantes, como na Suíça)

DW-Umfrage: Auch Deutsche würden Zuwanderung begrenzen

Als die Schweizer Bevölkerung für eine Begrenzung der Zuwanderung stimmte, war die Häme groß - vor allem bei Deutschen. Eine Umfrage der Deutschen Welle ergab aber: Die Deutschen würden fast genauso abstimmen.


So ticken die Deutschen

Wenn die Bundesbürger in einer Volksabstimmung über eine Begrenzung der Zuwanderung nach Deutschland abstimmen könnten, würden sich 48 Prozent für eine Begrenzung der Zuwanderung aussprechen. Mit 46 Prozent sind allerdings fast ebenso viele gegen eine Begrenzung des Zuzugs.
Das Meinungsforschungs-Institut infratest dimap hatte im Auftrag der Deutschen Welle in dieser Woche 1.001 erwachsene Deutsche befragt. Drei Prozent der Bundesbürger äußerten, sie hätten zu dem Thema keine Meinung.

Viele AfD-Anhänger gegen Zuzug
Mit 84 Prozent war die Zustimmung zu einer Begrenzung der Zuwanderung bei Anhängern der europakritischen Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) besonders hoch. Die Anhänger von CDU und CSU stimmten zu 51 Prozent für eine Begrenzung. Besonders niedrig fiel die Zustimmung bei Anhängern von Bündnis 90/Grüne aus (29 Prozent).
Auch lässt sich ein Unterschied zwischen Ost und West feststellen: Die Zuwanderung begrenzen wollen 45 Prozent der Westbürger und 56 Prozent der Ostbürger. Die Umfrage wird im TV-Magazin "Politik direkt" der Deutschen Welle präsentiert.


Knappe Mehrheit in der Schweiz
Anlass der Umfrage war die Volksabstimmung in der Schweiz zur Begrenzung der Zuwanderung am vergangenen Sonntag. Die Schweizer hatten sich mit einer knappen Mehrheit für eine Initiative "gegen Masseneinwanderung" ausgesprochen. Die Zuwanderung in dem Land soll nun schrittweise begrenzt werden.
Die Volksbefragung war von der rechtskonservativen und EU-feindlichen Schweizer Volkspartei (SVP) eingereicht worden. Die Schweizer Regierung hat nun drei Jahre lang Zeit, den Beschluss in ein Gesetz zu gießen und umzusetzen. Das Justizministerium in Bern will bis Ende Juni einen ersten Entwurf vorlegen. Bis Ende des Jahres soll ein Gesetzentwurf vorliegen.
Der Unterschied zwischen beiden Staaten: In der Schweiz ist das Referendum für die Regierung bindend. In Deutschland werden solche Themen nur im Parlament behandelt.

Um nojo, o que querem fazer no Kansas. Que sirva para despertar consciências. Se não for com isto, não sei com o quê.

Ainda no outro dia uns colegas de trabalho (um americano, um inglês e um inglês afrancesado - eu sei, isto dá a ideia enganosa de que sou muito cosmopolita, mas não é verdade) franziam a testa de horror e incompreensão com a cultura dominante de discriminação da mulher em países árabes, a fazer lembrar-nos tempos de outros tempos. Longínquos, pressupunha-se. Impelido pela vontade de contrariar, lembrei que, por exemplo, os EUA segregavam de forma não menos discriminatória os negros em alguns dos seus estados. Não na Idade Média (tempo ao qual podemos imputar todas as nossas falhas como se não refletissem também a nossa natureza mas a de outra espécie) mas há meros cinquenta anos. Aquiesceram, mas com ar de quem não está para ouvir banalidades com ar de lição de moral. Não lhes levo a mal. Faria o mesmo no lugar deles. Mas o exemplo foi mal escolhido. A discriminação aos gays é o que nos envergonhará a todos daqui a uns anos. E não é hoje menos do que a segregação racial foi num passado recente. Não exagero. Quando muito desixagero. Enquanto tarda a tomarmos todos consciência disto (e o debate sobre a co-adoção tem muito a ver com isto), convém abrir os olhos e ver, por exemplo, a legislação que se pretende aprovar no estado americano do Kansas (para ler mesmo. é muito impressionante, como diria um ex-primeiro ministro):

"If that sounds overblown, consider the bill itself. When passed, the new law will allow any individual, group, or private business to refuse to serve gay couples if “it would be contrary to their sincerely held religious beliefs.” Private employers can continueto fire gay employees on account of their sexuality. Stores may deny gay couples goods and services because they are gay. Hotels can eject gay couples or deny them entry in the first place. Businesses that provide public accommodations—movie theaters, restaurants—can turn away gay couples at the door. And if a gay couple sues for discrimination, they won’t just lose; they’ll be forced to pay their opponent’s attorney’s fees. As I’ve noted before, anti-gay businesses might as well put out signs alerting gay people that their business isn’t welcome.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. In addition to barring all anti-discrimination lawsuits against private employers, the new law permits government employees to deny service to gays in the name of “religious liberty.” This is nothing new, but the sweep of Kansas’ statute is breathtaking. Any government employee is given explicit permission to discriminate against gay couples—not just county clerks and DMV employees, but literally anyone who works for the state of Kansas. If a gay couple calls the police, an officer may refuse to help them if interacting with a gay couple violates his religious principles. State hospitals can turn away gay couples at the door and deny them treatment with impunity. Gay couples can be banned from public parks, public pools, anything that operates under the aegis of the Kansas state government."
O artigo todo aqui (na Slate). 

12.2.14

Capuchos há muitos (e eu sou um deles)

A expulsão de Capucho do PSD e a defesa que tantos fazem da sua justificação tem o principal daquilo que me afasta de militar num partido. 

Não acho óbvio, nem razoável, nem necessário para um saudável funcionamento dos partidos que se exija que os militantes se abstenham de participar ativamente numa eleição (um direito fundamental, já agora), mesmo contra o próprio partido, quando discorde conjunturalmente das lideranças partidárias e das suas escolhas. É isto o essencial, para mim.

Poderei acrescentar que acho até aviltante e pouco democrático que se exija esse dever de abstenção.  Na mesma medida que não se defende que os militantes se abstenham de divulgar opiniões divergentes à dos partidos. Nem percebo o critério por que se admite estas e não as outras. Mais estragos faz ao PSD a opinião do Pacheco Pereira ou até de Ferreira Leite do que a candidatura de Capucho (já nem me lembrava).

Sendo as lideranças conjunturais, parece-me absurdo defender-se a expulsão ou a saída pelo próprio pé. E, volto a dizer (o que não deveria ser de somenos numa altura em que os partidos estão, mais do que nunca, em causa), um enorme incentivo a que muitos prefiram não aderir aos partidos. Lealdade a princípios parece-me bem mais importante do que a lideranças conjunturais. Mesmo reconhecendo que tem de haver regras. Só que não esta.

E o facto de estar nos estatutos (do PSD, do PS; e de outros partidos, presumo) não me convence. Não apenas porque em circunstâncias análogas as direções já tomaram (e bem, a meu ver) a liberdade de não aplicar a sanção. Como a sua existência promove, se interpretada de forma automática, a desinteligência (embrulha sr.ª presidente).

E vejo pouco interesse que se venha dizer que Capucho é isto ou aqueloutro, ou que nunca se manifestou antes contra esta regra. O Capucho somos, para este efeito (e só para este mesmo), todos nós. 

Opinião bem diferente tenho quanto a quem ocupa lugares em nome do partido ou do governo por este apoiado. Estes sim, têm um dever de lealdade em relação a quem o escolheu para prosseguir determinada política. Mas isso é outra discussão. 

Parabéns Sr. Darwin



Artigo baril aqui.

Informação sobre a festa de aniversário, aqui. 

6.2.14

Aaron Sorkin (ex-heroinómano) sobre a morte de Philip Seymour Hoffman

"Phil Hoffman, this kind, decent, magnificent, thunderous actor, who was never outwardly “right” for any role but who completely dominated the real estate upon which every one of his characters walked, did not die from an overdose of heroin — he died from heroin. We should stop implying that if he’d just taken the proper amount then everything would have been fine."

Na Time

E 38 anos volvidos, descubro o cachecol... (que quentinho que isto é!)

Em rigor, nada que cause espanto maior, se pensar que ter-me-ei assoado pela primeira vez aí com uns 14 anos.

5.2.14

Pontes de Mostar à esquerda precisam-se

Temos um país a caminhar para o abismo. O sistema político aparece aos olhos de uma parte crescente da população como o bode expiatório da crise. Mesmo assim, temos forças na sociedade que se propõem mudar o estados das coisas através da instituições existentes, nomeadamente criando partidos e movimentos de convergência à esquerda (cuja falta constitui um autêntico pé boto do nosso sistema). Felizmente que assim é. 

As condições são ideais para o florescimento de um qualquer beppe grilismo, cujos contornos cada vez mais deprimentes podem ser vislumbrados na crónica de hoje do Público de Jorge Almeida Fernandes. Ou pior. 

Tristemente, os dirigentes dos partidos da esquerda (PCP, BE e PS) não parecem particularmente interessados em aproveitar esta oportunidade, estribando-se nos habituais pretextos (a crónica de hoje de André Freire elenca os mais recentes). Pretextos, sim, pois se algo resulta claro das explicações oferecidas para a falta de entendimento é que este (já) não radica sobretudo em quaisquer circunstâncias históricas mas no mais puro taticismo. A nuvem do descontentamento passará e tudo voltará a ser como dantes, parecem acreditar uns (o PS). Ou a insatisfação com a crise acabará até por reforçar a sua posição no sistema, parecem acreditar outros (o BE ainda sonhará em tornar-se o Syriza de cá, apesar de os resultados das últimas duas eleições aconselharem precisamente o oposto).

Oxalá ainda se vá a tempo  de aproveitar as circunstâncias de mudar as coisas por dentro (do sistema). Se estes falharem, outros piores acabarão por entrar em cena. Há alturas em que uma pessoa não consegue dar-se ao luxo de ser otimista.

15.1.14

A desigualdade, quando nasce, não é para todos. Quem é o nosso Robert Reich?


Talvez um pouco desiludido com o documentário de Robert Reich sobre desigualdade na América. Não porque não adore o Robert Reich. Não porque não faça um retrato pungente sobre a evolução da desigualdade na América (os gráficos são elucidativos: ao pico de concentração de riqueza em poucos - em cada vez menos - seguem-se as grande crises económicas; os períodos de menor desigualdade são também os de maior crescimento; os períodos de maior crescimento e menor desigualdade são aqueles em que a justiça fiscal é maior, com os mais ricos a pagar muito mais impostos; o declínio do poder dos sindicatos corresponde ao declínio do poder de compra da classe média americana; a relação entre desigualdade de rendimentos e educação). Não porque, quanto ao essencial, não aponte o dedo ao que está mal e o que deve ser mudado para garantir uma sociedade mais próspera e justa. Não porque, no final, não retire o corolário mais importante, embora insuficientemente explorado: quando o dinheiro e, logo, poder, se concentra em tão poucos, a democracia está em risco. Lá, como cá, por (uma enorme) maioria de razão. 



Mas, gostando muito de Reich, tem demasiado Reich. É demasiado umbiguista. O que se lê com prazer e proveito sobre as suas experiências pessoais no fantástico "Locked In the cabinet", ajudando a contextualizar o relato da sua experiência governativa, ou o que se vê com divertimento no sketch que fez com Conan O' Brien, torna-se fastidioso num filme desta natureza. É como ver alguém a olhar-se ao espelho a cada 5 minutos enquanto nos fala da desigualdade. E os entrevistados, com exceção do excelente (digam em voz alta: exceção do excelente) bilionário cujo nome me escapa e critica aguerridamente o sistema que tudo faz para lhe facilitar a vida, com prejuízo para a generalidade dos cidadãos, são, de um modo geral, fracos, pouco acrescentando ao filme. 

Espremido o que interessa, o filme daria para uns bons 30 (e não 90) minutos. Mas nem por isso deve deixar de ser visto por cá. Ajuda-nos a compreender (mesmo sem o fator União Europeia) os fundamentos do sistema perverso em que nos deixámos enredar e que está a dinamitar a nossa democracia. Mas isto pode ser mudado. Assim o queiramos. E bem que podíamos começar por ter um Robert Reich à portuguesa que fizesse uma coisa do género para cá. Ou uma produção conjunta entre Portugal, Grécia e Espanha, por exemplo. Quem é o nosso Robert Reich?

8.1.14

Falsas memórias. Ou ainda bem (ou mal) que este post fica aqui registado. Caso contrário juraria um dia nunca o ter escrito

Ainda bem que não sou uma figura pública ou, pecado dos pecados, político. Memórias falsas é comigo. Sobre coisas que, não sendo fundamentais, ou sequer relevantes, têm pelo menos a importância para ficar registadas, ano após ano, na nossa (quer dizer, na minha) memória. Foi assim que andei a espalhar durante anos, a quem estivesse interessado no meu interessante percurso de vida, que sempre fui péssimo aluno a desenho, orgulhando-me de ter tido uma sólida carreira de uns (sim, 1) na mítica disciplina de Educação Visual. Assim constaria da minha biografia oficial se não tivesse tropeçado no outro dia nas minhas avaliações da escola preparatória e secundária. Espanto: vários 5, alguns 4, alguns 3, e um 2 (num primeiro período). Não constam todas as avaliações e ainda sou capaz de jurar que terei tido mais negativas e, inclusive, pelo menos um 1 ("um 1", eheheheh) algures no tempo. Ou talvez o tenha desejado, tal era o horror à disciplina, que exigia técnicas de aprumo ainda hoje estranhas à minha pessoa (como escrever uma página inteira de um caderno sem riscar algo). Não tenho dúvida que a minha memória está cheia de tardes de domingo que foram dias da semana, de estar numa cidade que afinal era outra, de recordar estar com alguém que afinal estava noutro lugar (quantas vezes não jurei ter ido ver um filme ao cinema com alguém que diz ter a certeza de nunca ter visto o mesmo filme, pelo menos comigo"). Mas, no final de contas, não seremos todos mais ou menos assim? Segundo juro que me lembro, há ficção (como esta) e ciência (como esta) a sugerir que sim (mesmo para quem tem uma memória prodigiosa). Pelo menos, acho que sim. Ou talvez não. Estou confuso. 

17.12.13

Nem tudo é economia, estúpidos


O Partido Socialista tem esta coisa engraçada. Por um lado, a Ciência Política coloca-o entre os partidos sociais-democratas mais ao centro do espectro ideológico, em comparação com os seus congéneres europeus. Por outro lado, assumiu as principais bandeiras políticas do Bloco de Esquerda (um partido da esquerda radical), sendo o responsável pela sua aprovação. Repito, assumiu as principais bandeiras políticas do Bloco de Esquerda (um partido da esquerda radical), sendo o responsável pela sua aprovação. É o caso da descriminalização do aborto, da descriminalização do consumo de drogas, bem como do casamento gay. Não se trata de uma contradição nos seus próprios termos (pois os termos são mais abrangentes do que os referidos) mas não deixa de ser algo contraditória a relativa insignificância das principais (repito: principais) bandeiras que ajudaram a construir a identidade de um partido da esquerda radical no posicionamento ideológico do PS. E nem falo (repito, nem falo) de bandeiras mais pequeninas como a procriação medicamente assistida,  o fim do divórcio litigioso, a lei da paridade; o aumento do salário mínimo; o complemento solidário para idosos; a legalização de milhares de cidadãos estrangeiros (por via de uma nova lei da nacionalidade); o fim do divórcio litigioso; o aprofundamento dos direitos das uniões-de-facto; a valorização da escola pública, etc. Claro que em causa estão sobretudo diferenças em termos de política económica. A ela dedicarei o próximo post, assim aumentando de forma impressionante a média mensal de posts deste blogue. 

16.12.13

De resto, o que Reich e Stewart dizem vale tanto lá como cá. Ainda mais, aliás.

Robert Reich é o maior. Mas Jon Stewart não lhe fica atrás. Ao chegar ao minuto 5, Reich explica como tentar sensibilizar um conservador para a desigualdade de rendimentos: recorrendo ao exemplo do americano que trabalha a tempo inteiro - e cada vez mais - e que não vê as suas condições de vida melhorarem, enquanto os mais ricos enriquecem (sem pleonasmo). Mas, tal como tantas vezes Reich faz nos seus escritos e intervenções, Stewart lembra os que não têm voz. Os desempregados. Os que dependem dos subsídios para sobreviverem. Bem sei que é apenas um programa humorístico e as perguntas fugazes. Mas o respeito pela dignidade de todos quantos se encontram, temporária ou indefinidamente, nesta situação  também passa por pequenos momentos como estes em que não se deixa que, mesmo que por omissão, se contribua para a sua estigmatização. 

14.12.13

Um funegírico

Só hoje me apercebi do fim do blogue de Pedro Lains: http://pedrolains.typepad.com/. À falta de conhecimentos sólidos (ok, conhecimentos) em questões económicas, nele encontrei o esteio que precisava para interpretar o que nos tem estado a acontecer, sobretudo desde o ano de 2010. No meio do cerco informativo/ideológico que nos oferecia uma interpretação monoteísta da realidade, o blogue de Pedro Lains conseguia desmontar as falsas evidências, convocando um raro conhecimento da história económica, explicado com pedagogia académica. Como académica era também - como o disse inúmeras vezes - a necessidade de encontrar uma lógica para o que frequentes vezes nos era apresentado pelo Governo como inevitabilidades avulsas. O não alinhamento com a narrativa das inevitabilidades fez com que defendesse, muitas vezes, várias das opções do anterior Governo no que à gestão da crise diz respeito. Governo (ou seria apenas o primeiro-ministro, não me recordo bem) pelo qual, disse-o várias vezes, não tinha particular simpatia. Antes pelo contrário. Mais do que defender, recusou terminantemente uma visão apolítica - ou anti-política - da crise, que queria (e ainda quer) vender-nos as inevitabilidades como soluções técnicas para os nossos problemas, contra as quais a política nada podia contrapor. A democracia oferece sempre alternativas, reclamava. A atrapalhar-me entre o panegírico e o elogio fúnebre (bem, é verdade que o blogue morreu), acho que queria apenas dizer que gostei muito do blogue e que vai fazer falta.

1.11.13

Por que correm os políticos?

Espreito, por curiosidade, a página do facebook de um ex-colega com quem trabalhei e por quem tenho estima e simpatia (o Pedro Ramos de Almeida), que se candidata a presidente da comissão política concelhia de Oeiras do PS. Para não variar, fico impressionado com a trabalheira que dá olear a democracia (podia falar aqui do facto poucas vezes apontado de que sem esta competição não há democracia; talvez outro dia). 

Reunião terça à noite; sessão de esclarecimento na quinta às 19.00; Intervenção no sábado às 11.00; mais não sei o quê no domingo, na quarta e na sexta. E penso que seria divertido se os políticos fossem recrutados por anúncio: 

Aceitam-se candidatos a Político, com as seguintes condições: disponibilidade 7 dias por semana, incluindo feriados, trabalho por turnos (às vezes de dia, às vezes à noite, às vezes de dia e de noite); Capacidade para falar em público (muitas vezes sem tempo para preparação); submeter-se ao escrutínio (e muitas vezes mediático) de tudo o que diz e faz; remuneração improvável nos primeiros anos de atividade (embora, de tempos a tempos, haja carne assada para os mais voluntariosos). Bem, imaginei isto mas com graça.

Uns poucos, chegarão um dia ao poder local. Menos ainda, ao poder nacional. As condições de trabalho só se agravarão (tchau família), embora tenham, desta vez, uma justa compensação (material e, para quem ligue a essas coisas, pelo serviço público). A maioria, como os espermatozóides (as analogias e os parêntesis são o meu ponto fraco), ficarão pelo caminho, dando o seu contributo indispensável sem receber nada de significativo em troca. 

Por que correm eles? Não sei. Sei que comigo não contam para responder a este anúncio. Tenho uma família (que anseia, naturalmente, por todos os momentos que pode passar com a minha pessoa) e, em geral, coisas melhores com que ocupar o meu tempo. E vocês?

17.9.13

Uma das vantagens de voltar a ler blogues depois de tanto (demasiado) tempo é ver que tenho dezenas de textos do João Lopes para aprender

sound + vision

textos grandes como tudo. para ler quando possível. como aquela entrevista a zadie smith que aqui pus há uns tempos e que, ocorre-me agora, nunca mais a li. preciso de ir a uma repartição das finanças para pôr leituras em dia

Jonathan Franzen: what's wrong with the modern world

While we are busy tweeting, texting and spending, the world is drifting towards disaster, believes Jonathan Franzen, whose despair at our insatiable technoconsumerism echoes the apocalyptic essays of the satirist Karl Kraus – 'the Great Hater'
News: Amazon model favours yakkers and braggers, says Jonathan Franzen
Jonathan Franzen Karl Kraus illustration
Jonathan Franzen confesses to 'feeling some version of [Karl Kraus's] disappointment when a novelist who I believe ought to have known better succumbs to Twitter'. Illustration: Mark Lazenby
Karl Kraus was an Austrian satirist and a central figure in fin-de-siecle Vienna's famously rich life of the mind. From 1899 until his death in 1936, he edited and published the influential magazine Die Fackel(The Torch); from 1911 onward, he was also the magazine's sole author. Although Kraus would probably have hated blogs, Die Fackel was like a blog that everybody who mattered in the German-speaking world, from Freud to Kafka to Walter Benjamin, found it necessary to read and have an attitude toward. Kraus was especially well known for his aphorisms – for example, "Psychoanalysis is that disease of the mind for which it believes itself to be the cure" – and at the height of his popularity he drew thousands to his public readings.
The thing about Kraus is that he's is very hard to follow on a first reading – deliberately hard. He was the scourge of throwaway journalism, and to his cult-like followers his dense and intricately coded style formed an agreeable barrier to entry; it kept the uninitiated out. Kraus himself remarked of the playwright Hermann Bahr, before attacking him: "If he understands one sentence of the essay, I'll retract the entire thing." If you read Kraus's sentences more than once, you'll find that they have a lot to say to us in our own media-saturated, technology-crazed, apocalypse-haunted historical moment.
Here, for example, is the first paragraph of his essay "Heine and the Consequences".
"Two strains of intellectual vulgarity: defenselessness against content and defenselessness against form. The one experiences only the material side of art. It is of German origin. The other experiences even the rawest of materials artistically. It is of Romance origin. [Romance meaning Romance-language — French or Italian.] To the one, art is an instrument; to the other, life is an ornament. In which hell would the artist prefer to fry? He'd surely still rather live among the Germans. For although they've strapped art into the Procrustean Folding Bed of their commerce, they've also made life sober, and this is a blessing: fantasy thrives, and every man can put his own light in the barren windowframes. Just spare me the pretty ribbons! Spare me this good taste that over there and down there delights the eye and irritates the imagination. Spare me this melody of life that disturbs my own music, which comes into its own only in the roaring of the German workday. Spare me this universal higher level of refinement from which it's so easy to observe that the newspaper seller in Paris has more charm than the Prussian publisher."
First footnote: Kraus's suspicion of the "melody of life" in France and Italy still has merit. His contention here – that walking down a street in Paris or Rome is an aesthetic experience in itself – is confirmed by the ongoing popularity of France and Italy as vacation destinations and by the "envy me" tone of American Francophiles and Italophiles announcing their travel plans. If you say you're taking a trip to Germany, you'd better be able to explain what specifically you're planning to do there, or else people will wonder why you're not going someplace where life is beautiful. Even now, Germany insists on content over form. If the concept of coolness had existed in Kraus's time, he might have said that Germany is uncool.
This suggests a more contemporary version of Kraus's dichotomy: Mac versus PC. Isn't the essence of the Apple product that you achieve coolness simply by virtue of owning it? It doesn't even matter what you're creating on your Mac Air. Simply using a Mac Air, experiencing the elegant design of its hardware and software, is a pleasure in itself, like walking down a street in Paris. Whereas, when you're working on some clunky, utilitarian PC, the only thing to enjoy is the quality of your work itself. As Kraus says of Germanic life, the PC "sobers" what you're doing; it allows you to see it unadorned. This was especially true in the years of DOS operating systems and early Windows.
Jonathan FranzenJonathan Franzen: 'Anger descended on me so near in time to when I fell in love with Kraus’s writing that the two occurrences are practically indistinguishable.’
One of the developments that Kraus will decry in this essay – the Viennese dolling-up of German language and culture with decorative elements imported from Romance language and culture – has a correlative in more recent editions of Windows, which borrow ever more features from Apple but still can't conceal their essential uncool Windowsness. Worse yet, in chasing after Apple elegance, they betray the old austere beauty of PC functionality. They still don't work as well as Macs do, and they're ugly by both cool and utilitarian standards.
And yet, to echo Kraus, I'd still rather live among PCs. Any chance that I might have switched to Apple was negated by the famous and long-running series of Apple ads aimed at persuading people like me to switch. The argument was eminently reasonable, but it was delivered by a personified Mac (played by the actor Justin Long) of such insufferable smugness that he made the miseries of Windows attractive by comparison. You wouldn't want to read a novel about the Mac: what would there be to say except that everything is groovy? Characters in novels need to have actual desires; and the character in the Apple ads who had desires was the PC, played by John Hodgman. His attempts to defend himself and to pass himself off as cool were funny, and he suffered, like a human being. (There were local versions of the ad around the world, with comedians David Mitchell and Robert Webb as the PC and Mac in the UK).
I'd be remiss if I didn't add that the concept of "cool" has been so fully co-opted by the tech industries that some adjacent word such as "hip" is needed to describe those online voices who proceeded to hate on Long and deem Hodgman to be the cool one. The restlessness of who or what is considered hip nowadays may be an artifact of what Marx famously identified as the "restless" nature of capitalism. One of the worst things about the internet is that it tempts everyone to be a sophisticate – to take positions on what is hip and to consider, under pain of being considered unhip, the positions that everyone else is taking. Kraus may not have cared about hipness per se, but he certainly revelled in taking positions and was keenly attuned to the positions of others. He was a sophisticate, and this is one reason Die Fackel has a bloglike feel. Kraus spent a lot of time reading stuff he hated, so as to be able to hate it with authority.
"Believe me, you color-happy people, in cultures where every blockhead has individuality, individuality becomes a thing for blockheads."
Second footnote: You're not allowed to say things like this in America nowadays, no matter how much the billion (or is it 2 billion now?) "individualised" Facebook pages may make you want to say them. Kraus was known, in his day, to his many enemies, as the Great Hater. By most accounts, he was a tender and generous man in his private life, with many loyal friends. But once he starts winding the stem of his polemical rhetoric, it carries him into extremely harsh registers.
The individualised "blockheads" that Kraus has in mind here aren't hoi polloi. Although Kraus could sound like an elitist, he wasn't in the business of denigrating the masses or lowbrow culture; the calculated difficulty of his writing wasn't a barricade against the barbarians. It was aimed, instead, at bright and well-educated cultural authorities who embraced a phony kind of individuality – people Kraus believed ought to have known better.
It's not clear that Kraus's shrill, ex cathedra denunciations were the most effective way to change hearts and minds. But I confess to feeling some version of his disappointment when a novelist who I believe ought to have known better, Salman Rushdie, succumbs to Twitter. Or when a politically committed print magazine that I respect, N+1, denigrates print magazines as terminally "male," celebrates the internet as "female," and somehow neglects to consider the internet's accelerating pauperisation of freelance writers. Or when good lefty professors who once resisted alienation – who criticised capitalism for its restless assault on every tradition and every community that gets in its way – start calling the corporatised internet "revolutionary."
"Spare me the picturesque moil on the rind of an old gorgonzola in place of the dependable white monotony of cream cheese! Life is hard to digest both here and there. But the Romance diet beautifies the spoilage; you swallow the bait and go belly up. The German regimen spoils beauty and puts us to the test: how do we recreate it? Romance culture makes everyman a poet. Art's a piece of cake there. And Heaven a hell."
Submerged in this paragraph is the implication that Kraus's Vienna was an in-between case – like Windows Vista. Its language and orientation were German, but it was the co-capital of a Roman Catholic empire reaching far into southern Europe, and it was in love with its own notion of its special, charming Viennese spirit and lifestyle. ("The streets of Vienna are paved with culture," goes one of Kraus's aphorisms. "The streets of other cities with asphalt.") To Kraus, the supposed cultural charm of Vienna amounted to a tissue of hypocrisies stretched over soon-to-be-catastrophic contradictions, which he was bent on unmasking with his satire. The paragraph may come down harder on Latin culture than on German, but Kraus was actually fond of vacationing in Italy and had some of his most romantic experiences there. For him, the place with the really dangerous disconnect between content  and form was Austria, which was rapidly modernising while retaining early-19th-century political and social models. Kraus was obsessed with the role of modern newspapers in papering over the contradictions. Like the Hearst papers in America, the bourgeois Viennese press had immense political and financial influence, and was demonstrably corrupt. It profited greatly from the first world war and was instrumental in sustaining charming Viennese myths like the "hero's death" through years of mechanised slaughter. The Great War was precisely the Austrian apocalypse that Kraus had been prophesying, and he relentlessly satirised the press's complicity in it.
Vienna in 1910 was, thus, a special case. And yet you could argue that America in 2013 is a similarly special case: another weakened empire telling itself stories of its exceptionalism while it drifts towards apocalypse of some sort, fiscal or epidemiological, climatic-environmental or thermonuclear. Our far left may hate religion and think we coddle Israel, our far right may hate illegal immigrants and think we coddle black people, and nobody may know how the economy is supposed to work now that markets have gone global, but the actual substance of our daily lives is total distraction. We can't face the real problems; we spent a trillion dollars not really solving a problem in Iraq that wasn't really a problem; we can't even agree on how to keep healthcare costs from devouring the GNP. What we can all agree to do instead is to deliver ourselves to the cool new media and technologies, to Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos, and to let them profit at our expense. Our situation looks quite a bit like Vienna's in 1910, except that newspaper technology has been replaced by digital technology and Viennese charm by American coolness.
Karl KrausKarl Kraus. Photograph: Imagno/Getty Images
Consider the first paragraph of a second Kraus essay, "Nestroy and Posterity". The essay is ostensibly a celebration of Johann Nestroy, a leading figure in the Golden Age of Viennese theatre, in the first half of the 19th century. By the time Kraus published it, in 1912, Nestroy was underrated, misread and substantially forgotten, and Kraus takes this to be a symptom of what's wrong with modernity. In his essay "Apocalypse", a few years earlier, he'd written: "Culture can't catch its breath, and in the end a dead humanity lies next to its works, whose invention cost us so much of our intellect that we had none left to put them to use. We were complicated enough to build machines and too primitive to make them serve us." To me the most impressive thing about Kraus as a thinker may be how early and clearly he recognised the divergence of technological progress from moral and spiritual progress. A succeeding century of the former, involving scientific advances that would have seemed miraculous not long ago, has resulted in high-resolution smartphone videos of dudes dropping Mentos into litre bottles of Diet Pepsi and shouting "Whoa!" Technovisionaries of the 1990s promised that the internet would usher in a new world of peace, love, and understanding, and Twitter executives are still banging the utopianist drum, claiming foundational credit for the Arab spring. To listen to them, you'd think it was inconceivable that eastern Europe could liberate itself from the Soviets without the benefit of cellphones, or that a bunch of Americans revolted against the British and produced the US constitution without 4G capability.
"Nestroy and Posterity" begins:
"We cannot celebrate his memory the way a posterity ought to, by acknowledging a debt we're called upon to honor, and so we want to celebrate his memory by confessing to a bankruptcy that dishonors us, we inhabitants of a time that has lost the capacity to be a posterity... How could the eternal Builder fail to learn from the experiences of this century? For as long as there have been geniuses, they've been placed into a time like temporary tenants, while the plaster was still drying; they moved out and left things cozier for humanity. For as long as there have been engineers, however, the house has been getting less habitable. God have mercy on the development! Better that He not allow artists to be born than with the consolation that this future of ours will be better for their having lived before us. This world! Let it just try to feel like a posterity, and, at the insinuation that it owes its progress to a detour of the Mind, it will give out a laugh that seems to say: More Dentists Prefer Pepsodent. A laugh based on an idea of Roosevelt's and orchestrated by Bernard Shaw. It's the laugh that's done with everything and can do whatever. For the technicians have burned the bridges, and the future is: whatever follows automatically."
Nowadays, the refrain is that "there's no stopping our powerful new technologies". Grassroots resistance to these technologies is almost entirely confined to health and safety issues, and meanwhile various logics – of war theory, of technology, of the marketplace – keep unfolding automatically. We find ourselves living in a world with hydrogen bombs because uranium bombs just weren't going to get the job done; we find ourselves spending most of our waking hours texting and emailing and Tweeting and posting on colour-screen gadgets because Moore's law said we could. We're told that, to remain competitive economically, we need to forget about the humanities and teach our children "passion" for digital technology and prepare them to spend their entire lives incessantly re-educating themselves to keep up with it. The logic says that if we want things like Zappos.com or home DVR capability – and who wouldn't want them? – we need to say goodbye to job stability and hello to a lifetime of anxiety. We need to become as restless as capitalism itself.
Not only am I not a Luddite, I'm not even sure the original Luddites were Luddites. (It simply seemed practical to them to smash the steam-powered looms that were putting them out of work.) I spend all day every day using software and silicon, and I'm enchanted with everything about my new Lenovo ultrabook computer except its name. (Working on something called an IdeaPad tempts me to refuse to have ideas.) But not long ago, when I was intemperate enough to call Twitter "dumb" in public, the response of Twitter addicts was to call me a Luddite. Nyah, nyah, nyah! It was as if I'd said it was "dumb" to smoke cigarettes, except that in this case I had no medical evidence to back me up. People did worry, for a while, that cellphones might cause brain cancer, but the link has been revealed to be feeble-to-nonexistent, and now nobody has to worry any more.
"This velocity doesn't realize that its achievement is important only in escaping itself. Present in body, repellent in spirit, perfect just the way they are, these times of ours are hoping to be overtaken by the times ahead, and that the children, spawned by the union of sport and machine and nourished by newspaper, will be able to laugh even better then … There's no scaring them; if a spirit comes along, the word is: we've already got everything we need. Science is set up to guarantee their hermetic isolation from anything from the beyond. This thing that calls itself a world because it can tour itself in fifty days is finished as soon as it can do the math. To look the question "What then?" resolutely in the eye, it still has the confidence to reckon with whatever doesn't add up. And the brain has barely an inkling that the day of the great drought has dawned. Then the last organ falls silent, but the last machine goes on humming, until even it stands still, because its operator has forgotten the Word. For the intellect didn't understand that, in the absence of spirit, it could grow well enough within its own generation but would lose the ability to reproduce itself. If two times two really is four, the way they say it is, it's owing to the fact that Goethe wrote the poem "Ocean Calm." But now people know the product of two times two so exactly that in a hundred years they won't be able to figure it out. "Something that never before existed must have entered the world. An infernal machine of humanity."
Of all of Kraus's lines, this is probably the one that has meant the most to me. Kraus in this passage is evoking the Sorcerer's Apprentice – the unintended unleashing of supernaturally destructive consequences. Although he's talking about the modern newspaper, his critique applies, if anything, even better to contemporary technoconsumerism. For Kraus, the infernal thing about newspapers was their fraudulent coupling of Enlightenment ideals with a relentless pursuit of profit and power. With technoconsumerism, a humanist rhetoric of "empowerment" and "creativity" and "freedom" and "connection" and "democracy" abets the frank monopolism of the techno-titans; the new infernal machine seems increasingly to obey nothing but its own developmental logic, and it's far more enslavingly addictive, and far more pandering to people's worst impulses, than newspapers ever were. Indeed, what Kraus will later say of Nestroy could now be said of Kraus himself: "he attacks his small environs with an asperity worthy of a later cause." The profits and reach of the Viennese press were pitifully small by the standards of today's tech and media giants. The sea of trivial or false or empty data is millions of times larger now. Kraus was merely prognosticating when he envisioned a day when people had forgotten how to add and subtract; now it's hard to get through a meal with friends without somebody reaching for an iPhone to retrieve the kind of fact it used to be the brain's responsibility to remember. The techno-boosters, of course, see nothing wrong here. They point out that human beings have always outsourced memory – to poets, historians, spouses, books. But I'm enough of a child of the 60s to see a difference between letting your spouse remember your nieces' birthdays and handing over basic memory function to a global corporate system of control.
"An invention for shattering the Koh-i-noor [at the time, the world's largest diamond] to make its light accessible to everyone who doesn't have it. For fifty years now it's been running, the machine into which the Mind is put in the front to emerge at the rear as print, diluting, distributing, destroying. The giver loses, the recipients are impoverished, and the middlemen make a living …"
So that's a taste of Krausian prose. The question I want to consider now is:  Why was Kraus so angry? He was a late child in a prosperous, well-assimilated Jewish family whose business generated a large enough income to make him financially independent for life. This in turn enabled him to publish Die Fackel exactly as he wished, without making concessions to advertisers or subscribers. He had a close circle of good friends and a much larger circle of admirers, many of them fanatical, some of them famous. Although he never married, he had some brilliant affairs and one deep long-term relationship. His only significant health problem was a curvature of the spine, and even this had the benefit of exempting him from military service. So how did a person so extremely fortunate become the Great Hater?
I wonder if he was so angry because he was so privileged. Later in the Nestroy essay, the Great Hater defends his hatred like this: "Acid wants the gleam, and the rust says it's only being corrosive." Kraus hated bad language because he loved good language – because he had the gifts, both intellectual and financial, to cultivate that love. And the person who's been lucky in life can't help expecting the world to keep going his way; when the world insists on going wrong ways, corrupt and tasteless ways, he feels betrayed by it. And so he gets angry, and the anger itself further isolates him and heightens his sense of specialness.
Amazon.com CEO Jeff BezosAmazon.com founder and chief executive Jeff Bezos. He 'may not be the antichrist, but he surely looks like one of the four horsemen'. Photograph: Rex Rystedt/TIME & LIFE Images
Like any artist, Kraus wanted to be an individual. For much of his life, he was defiantly anti-political; he seemed to form professional alliances almost with the intention of later torpedoing them spectacularly. Given that Kraus's favourite play was King Lear, I wonder if he might have seen his own fate in Cordelia, the cherished late child who loves the king and who, precisely because she's been the privileged daughter, secure in the king's love, has the personal integrity to refuse to debase her language and lie to him in his dotage. Privilege set Kraus, too, on the road to being an independent individual, but the world seemed bent on thwarting him. It disappointed him the way Lear disappoints Cordelia, and in Kraus this became a recipe for anger. In his yearning for a better world, in which true individuality was possible, he kept applying the acid of his anger to everything that was false.
Let me turn to my own example, since I've been reading it into Kraus's story anyway.
I was a late child in a loving family which, although it wasn't nearly prosperous enough to make me a rentier, did have enough money to place me in a good public school district and send me to an excellent college, where I learned to love literature and language. I was a white, male, heterosexual American with good friends and perfect health. And yet, for all my privileges, I became an extremely angry person. Anger descended on me so near in time to when I fell in love with Kraus's writing that the two occurrences are practically indistinguishable.
I wasn't born angry. If anything, I was born the opposite. It may sound like an exaggeration, but I think it's accurate to say that I knew nothing of anger until I was 22. As an adolescent, I'd had my moments of sullenness and rebellion against authority, but, like Kraus, I'd had minimal conflict with my father, and the worst that could be said of me and mother was that we bickered like an old married couple. Real anger, anger as a way of life, was foreign to me until one particular afternoon in April 1982. I was on a deserted train platform in Hanover. I'd come from Munich and was waiting for a train to Berlin, it was a dark grey German day, and I took a handful of German coins out of my pocket and started throwing them on the platform. There was an element of anti-German hostility in this, because I'd recently had a horrible experience with a penny-pinching old German woman and it did me good to imagine other penny-pinching old German women bending down to pick the coins up, as I knew they would, and thereby aggravating their knee and hip pains. The way I hurled the coins, though, was more generally angry. I was angry at the world in a way I'd never been before. The proximate cause of my anger was my failure to have sex with an unbelievably pretty girl in Munich, except that it hadn't actually been a failure, it had been a decision on my part. A few hours later, on the platform in Hanover, I marked my entry into the life that came after that decision by throwing away my coins. Then I boarded a train and went back to Berlin, where I was living on a Fulbright grant, and enrolled in a class on Karl Kraus.
As a wedding present, three months after I returned from Berlin, my college German professor George Avery gave me a hardcover edition of Kraus's great critique of nazism, The Third Walpurgis Night. George, who had opened my eyes to the connection between literature and the living of life, was becoming something of a second father to me, a father who read novels and embraced every pleasure. I'd been a good student of his, and it must have been a wish to prove myself worthy, to demonstrate my love, that led me, in the months following my wedding, to try to translate the two difficult Kraus essays I'd brought home from Berlin.
I did the work late in the afternoon, after six or seven hours of writing short stories, in the bedroom of the little Somerville apartment that my wife and I were renting for $300 a month. When I'd finished drafts of the two translations, I sent them to George. He returned them a few weeks later, with marginal notations in his microscopic handwriting, and with a letter in which he applauded my effort but said that he could also see how "devilishly difficult" it was to translate Kraus. Taking his hint, I looked at the drafts with a fresh eye and was discouraged to find them stilted and nearly unreadable. Almost every sentence needed work, and I was so worn out by the work I'd already done that I buried the pages in a file folder.
But Kraus had changed me. When I gave up on short stories and returned to my novel, I was mindful of his moral fervour, his satirical rage, his hatred of the media, his preoccupation with apocalypse, and his boldness as a sentence-writer. I wanted to expose America's contradictions the way he'd exposed Austria's, and I wanted to do it via the novel, the popular genre that Kraus had disdained but I did not. I still hoped to finish my Kraus project, too, after my novel had made me famous and a millionaire. To honour these hopes, I collected clippings from the Sunday Times and the daily Boston Globe, which my wife and I subscribed to. For some reason – perhaps to reassure myself that other people, too, were getting married – I read the nuptials pages religiously, clipping headlines such as "Cynthia Pigott Married to Louis Bacon" and, my favourite, "Miss LeBourgeois to Marry Writer".
I read the Globe with an especially cold Krausian eye, and it obligingly enraged me with its triviality and its shoddy proofreading and its dopily punning weather headlines. I was so disturbed by the rootless, meaningless "wit" of Head-on Splash, which I imagined would not amuse the family of someone killed in a car crash, and of Autumnic Balm, which offended my sense of the seriousness of the nuclear peril, that I finally wrote a slashingly Krausian letter to the editor. The Globe actually printed the letter, but it managed, with characteristic carelessness, to mangle my punchline as Automatic Balm, thereby rendering my point incomprehensible. I was so enraged that I later devoted many pages of my second novel to making fun of what a shitty paper the Globe was. My rage back then – directed not just at the media but at Boston, Boston drivers, the people at the lab where I worked, the computer at the lab, my family, my wife's family, Ronald Reagan, George HW Bush, literary theorists, the minimalist fiction writers then in vogue, and men who divorced their wives – is foreign to me now. It must have had to do with the profound isolation of my married life and with the ruthlessness with which, in my ambition and poverty, I was denying myself pleasure.
There was probably also, as I've argued, an element of the privileged person's anger at the world for disappointing him. If I turned out not to have enough of this anger to make me a junior Kraus, it was because of the genre I'd chosen. When a hardcore satirist manages to achieve some popularity, it can only mean that his audience doesn't understand him. The lack of an audience whom Kraus could respect was a foregone conclusion, and so he never had to stop being angry: he could be the Great Hater at his writing desk, and then he could put down his pen and have a cosy personal life with his friends. But when a novelist finds an audience, even a small one, he or she is in a different relation to it, because the relation is based on recognition, not misunderstanding. With a relation like that, with an audience like that, it becomes simply dishonest to remain so angry. And the mental work that fiction fundamentally requires, which is to imagine what it's like to be somebody you are not, further undermines anger. The more I wrote novels, the less I trusted my own righteousness, and the more prone I was to sympathising with people like the typesetters at the Globe. Plus, as the internet rose to power, disseminating information that could be trusted as little as it cost to read it, I became so grateful to papers like the Timesand the Globe for still existing, and for continuing to pay halfway responsible reporters to report, that I lost all interest in tearing them down.
And so, sometime in the 90s, I took my bad Kraus translations out of my active file cabinet and put them into deeper storage. Kraus's sentences never stopped running through my head, but I felt that I'd outgrown Kraus, felt that he was an angry young man's kind of writer, ultimately not a novelist's kind of writer. What has drawn me back to him now is, in part, my nagging sense that apocalypse, after seeming to recede for a while, is still in the picture.
In my own little corner of the world, which is to say American fiction, Jeff Bezos of Amazon may not be the antichrist, but he surely looks like one of the four horsemen. Amazon wants a world in which books are either self-published or published by Amazon itself, with readers dependent on Amazon reviews in choosing books, and with authors responsible for their own promotion. The work of yakkers and tweeters and braggers, and of people with the money to pay somebody to churn out hundreds of five-star reviews for them, will flourish in that world. But what happens to the people who became writers because yakking and tweeting and bragging felt to them like intolerably shallow forms of social engagement? What happens to the people who want to communicate in depth, individual to individual, in the quiet and permanence of the printed word, and who were shaped by their love of writers who wrote when publication still assured some kind of quality control and literary reputations were more than a matter of self-promotional decibel levels? As fewer and fewer readers are able to find their way, amid all the noise and disappointing books and phony reviews, to the work produced by the new generation of this kind of writer, Amazon is well on its way to making writers into the kind of prospectless workers whom its contractors employ in its warehouses, labouring harder for less and less, with no job security, because the warehouses are situated in places where they're the only business hiring. And the more of the population that lives like those workers, the greater the downward pressure on book prices and the greater the squeeze on conventional booksellers, because when you're not making much money you want your entertainment for free, and when your life is hard you want instant gratification ("Overnight free shipping!").
But so the physical book goes on the endangered-species list, so responsible book reviewers go extinct, so independent bookstores disappear, so literary novelists are conscripted into Jennifer-Weinerish self-promotion, so the Big Six publishers get killed and devoured by Amazon: this looks like an apocalypse only if most of your friends are writers, editors or booksellers. Plus it's possible that the story isn't over. Maybe the internet experiment in consumer reviewing will result in such flagrant corruption (already one-third of all online product reviews are said to be bogus) that people will clamour for the return of professional reviewers. Maybe an economically significant number of readers will come to recognise the human and cultural costs of Amazonian hegemony and go back to local bookstores or at least to barnesandnoble.com, which offers the same books and a superior e-reader, and whose owners have progressive politics. Maybe people will get as sick of Twitter as they once got sick of cigarettes. Twitter's and Facebook's latest models for making money still seem to me like one part pyramid scheme, one part wishful thinking, and one part repugnant panoptical surveillance.
I could, it's true, make a larger apocalyptic argument about the logic of the machine, which has now gone global and is accelerating the denaturisation of the planet and sterilisation of its oceans. I could point to the transformation of Canada's boreal forest into a toxic lake of tar-sands byproducts, the levelling of Asia's remaining forests for Chinese-made ultra-low-cost porch furniture at Home Depot, the damming of the Amazon and the endgame clear-cutting of its forests for beef and mineral production, the whole mindset of "Screw the consequences, we want to buy a lot of crap and we want to buy it cheap, with overnight free shipping." And meanwhile the overheating of the atmosphere, meanwhile the calamitous overuse of antibiotics by agribusiness, meanwhile the widespread tinkering with cell nucleii, which may well prove to be as disastrous as tinkering with atomic nucleii. And, yes, the thermonuclear warheads are still in their silos and subs.
But apocalypse isn't necessarily the physical end of the world. Indeed, the word more directly implies an element of final cosmic judgment. In Kraus's chronicling of crimes against truth and language in The Last Days of Mankind, he's referring not merely to physical destruction. In fact, the title of his play would be better rendered in English as The Last Days of Humanity: "dehumanised" doesn't mean "depopulated", and if the first world war spelled the end of humanity in Austria, it wasn't because there were no longer any people there. Kraus was appalled by the carnage, but he saw it as the result, not the cause, of a loss of humanity by people who were still living. Living but damned, cosmically damned.
But a judgment like this obviously depends on what you mean by "humanity". Whether I like it or not, the world being created by the infernal machine of technoconsumerism is still a world made by human beings. As I write this, it seems like half the advertisements on network television are featuring people bending over smartphones; there's a particularly noxious/great one in which all the twentysomethings at a wedding reception are doing nothing but taking smartphone photos and texting them to one another. To describe this dismal spectacle in apocalyptic terms, as a "dehumanisation" of a wedding, is to advance a particular moral conception of humanity; and if you follow Nietzsche and reject the moral judgment in favour of an aesthetic one, you're immediately confronted by Bourdieu's persuasive connection of asethetics with class and privilege; and, the next thing you know, you're translating The Last Days of Mankind as The Last Days of Privileging the Things I Personally Find Beautiful.
And maybe this is not such a bad thing. Maybe apocalypse is, paradoxically, always individual, always personal. I have a brief tenure on Earth, bracketed by infinities of nothingness, and during the first part of this tenure I form an attachment to a particular set of human values that are shaped inevitably by my social circumstances. If I'd been born in 1159, when the world was steadier, I might well have felt, at 53, that the next generation would share my values and appreciate the same things I appreciated; no apocalypse pending. But I was born in 1959, when TV was something you watched only during prime time, and people wrote letters and put them in the mail, and every magazine and newspaper had a robust books section, and venerable publishers made long-term investments in young writers, and New Criticism reigned in English departments, and the Amazon basin was intact, and antibiotics were used only to treat serious infections, not pumped into healthy cows. It wasn't necessarily a better world (we had bomb shelters and segregated swimming pools), but it was the only world I knew to try to find my place in as a writer. And so today, 53 years later, Kraus's signal complaint – that the nexus of technology and media has made people relentlessly focused on the present and forgetful of the past – can't help ringing true to me. Kraus was the first great instance of a writer fully experiencing how modernity, whose essence is the accelerating rate of change, in itself creates the conditions for personal apocalypse. Naturally, because he was the first, the changes felt particular and unique to him, but in fact he was registering something that has become a fixture of modernity. The experience of each succeeding generation is so different from that of the previous one that there will always be people to whom it seems that any connection of the key values of the past have been lost. As long as modernity lasts, all days will feel to someone like the last days of humanity.
• The Kraus Project by Jonathan Franzen is published by Harper Collins on 1 October. To pre-order it for £15.19 with free UK p&p call Guardian book service on 0330 333 6846 or go to guardianbookshop.co.uk.

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